Conflict Resolution Buff Gifts

Man invents dispute resolution.

Sulk Shows.

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

Landmines

'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it -- it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

War and Peace, Made in USA

Uh-oh!

And after Mr and Mrs Tooth and Nail...you've got the Hammer and Tongs.

"You should see the OTHER guy!"

'So much for 'direct talks'!'

How world war III started.

Two businessmen in dispute

'I thought you and Goliath were going to wait for the outcome of the peace process.'

"Aim at the man waving the white flag."

"You drop yours first."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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