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A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Trouble everywhere...

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

War 2023

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

US strike on Syria.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Political Issues

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Victory!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

Women

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Gaza destruction and cause.

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"