Conflict Guru Mugs

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'Basically we show you how to listen to what the other person says, then you explain, in a calm polite manner, how stupid he is."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

War 2023

Trouble everywhere...

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

US strike on Syria.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Victory!"

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Women

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'That's it. Work out your aggressions just like the wild rams do.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Gaza destruction and cause.

"He's over possessive."