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'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

Puppy Love

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"He gets like this every summer."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"Tabarnak!"

He's a rebel without a cause.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Melting snowman is begging for ice cubes.

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