Cone Of Shame Collector Mugs

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog wearing a cone

"Fill it up!"

Dog in love

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'No need to shout.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

They say I get 152 channels.

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

Puppy Love

"You might consider new socks as well."

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'