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Cone Of Shame Collector Gifts
Are you shopping for a cone of shame collector? Explore our curated selection of humorous and artistic products designed to honor their unique passion. From witty mugs to eye-catching prints, our collection helps showcase their love for this creative interest. Whether they're proud of their collection or just enjoy the quirky charm of cone of shame items, you'll find something that resonates with their personality. Perfect for gifting on birthdays, special occasions, or just because you appreciate their quirky taste. Celebrate their hobby with a thoughtful gift that combines humor and creativity.
Sorry. Forgot about the cone.
"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"
The Missing Sock Returns
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."
Dog wearing a cone
"Fill it up!"
Dog in love
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'
"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"
"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."
'No need to shout.'
'He got a hole in one today.'
"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."
"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."
Shepherds washed their socks by night.
'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'
"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."
'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'
Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.
Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.
Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.
"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"
'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'
Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.
'He's hearing impaired.'
"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"
"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."
'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'
Puppy Love
'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'
"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
Cone Of Shame Collector Gifts Collection
Cone Of Shame Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for cone of shame collectors—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and personality.
Cone Of Shame Collector Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the cone of shame collector in your life, adding a touch of humor to any room.
Cone Of Shame Collector Prints
Browse our artistic prints for cone of shame collectors, a perfect way to showcase their passion in stylish home decor.
Cone Of Shame Collector T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts for cone of shame enthusiasts, making a bold statement about their quirky hobby.