Cone Of Shame Collector T-Shirts

The First Cone of Shame.

Sorry. Forgot about the cone.

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog wearing a cone

"Fill it up!"

Dog in love

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'No need to shout.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'He's hearing impaired.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Puppy Love

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'