Cone Of Shame Observer Mugs

'I had a basketball-sized tennis ball removed from my stomach... I bet you can't top that!'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Fill it up!"

Dog wearing a cone

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'No need to shout.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

Puppy Love

They say I get 152 channels.

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp