Cone Of Humor T-Shirts

"They say I get 152 channels."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Dog wearing a cone

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'No need to shout.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

Tea Cup Ride

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Coffee Table Remote Controls

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.