Condor Enthusiast Mugs

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Thor's Other Tools

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Steve Irwin.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Filming the Crocodile.

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

"My son, the crocodile!"

Thomas Wolsey

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Henry VIII

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'Purple Martin Condos'