Tudor Enthusiast Mugs

Henry VIII visits his tattooist again

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

King Henry VII

Queen Mary I

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Half a kingdom you promised me."

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

King Henry

Henry VIII

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Odette from Swan Lake

William Shakespeare

Thomas Cranmer

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Thor's Other Tools

Lady Jane Grey

Edmund Spenser

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Elizabeth I

'Be gentle with me!'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Thomas Wolsey

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

Henry VIII