Tudor Fanatic Mugs

Henry VIII

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Thomas Cranmer

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

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Lady Jane Grey

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Edmund Spenser

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Elizabeth I

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Friendly Troll.

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Standup Dictator

Henry VIII

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Humps ahead.

Thomas Wolsey

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

Allegator in the Waiting Room

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

"He's a cross between a great dane and a bicycle pump. . . and really puts the wind up the postman."

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'