Tudor Fanatic Prints

Henry VIII

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Thomas Cranmer

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Thor's Other Tools

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Lady Jane Grey

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Edmund Spenser

Elizabeth I

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Henry VIII

Standup Dictator

Friendly Troll.

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Humps ahead.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Thomas Wolsey

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

Walter Raleigh

Allegator in the Waiting Room

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

Cyril Fletcher