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Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"How many letters can you read?"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Landlubbers ONLY!

Have a very piratical Birthday

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"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

'Hello, Room Service?'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Confession Ratings.

"Same ship, different day."

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Redwood or oak?"

'The REAR entrance if you please!'