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"You think I turn a profit on the actual therapy?"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I always cry at mergers."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

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'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

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'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Let's shake on it.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

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"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

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