Concessionaire Pillows

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"How many letters can you read?"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Carpet

Landlubbers ONLY!

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Hello, Room Service?'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

Confession Ratings.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

"Same ship, different day."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"You think I turn a profit on the actual therapy?"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'The REAR entrance if you please!'

"Redwood or oak?"