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'Never-never land.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

Elvis Presley

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

Bassoons.

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Songbird.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Steve Howe.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."