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"The estranged string trio."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Deflator mouse

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.