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"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

"And now a request from the audience."

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

Italica

Piano concerto for the deaf.

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

I love my Uke.

"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Dad's my roadie.'

Six jazz instruments.

'Cause I'm a cowboy in a steel pen I hiiiiide and I'm wanted grilled or stir-friiiiied!'

Pianist

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

Falling rock zone (Rock stars falling from mountain/cliff face).

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

The dream works when the team works!

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Don't you think this is a bit much for the first lesson."

Orchestra Fantasies

Tuba and rain

Concert pianist.

Drunk Oboe Player

This next song's about multitasking. So, sit back, sing along, clap in time, light a candle, make a request, think of a loved one, give them a call and enjoy.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"The hare always stands up on the back of my neck during Elgar's cello concerto"