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"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

"And now a request from the audience."

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

Italica

Cat symphony conductor

Plymouth Rock

Piano concerto for the deaf.

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

I love my Uke.

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

The dream works when the team works!

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

Falling rock zone (Rock stars falling from mountain/cliff face).

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Six jazz instruments.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Cause I'm a cowboy in a steel pen I hiiiiide and I'm wanted grilled or stir-friiiiied!'

Pianist

Tuba and rain

Drunk Oboe Player

George Michael

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Concert pianist.

"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Don't you think this is a bit much for the first lesson."