Concert-going T-Shirts

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"People...People who need people...."

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Beethoven's open-air concert suffered a rain delay in the bottom of the ninth.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

A piano with female legs.

Tonight: The Rolling Stones

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Robert Fripp

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Elvis Presley

Allegro con molto espresso

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.