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People at the back make some noise!

Two people practice the french horn.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

EWE 2.

George Michael

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Jeff Beck.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Songbird.

Steve Howe.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"