Concert Storyteller Gifts

The Cherry Tree Retirement Home. . .

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Anna Calvi

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Drummer

Mark Knopfler.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Don Pasquale

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Men dancing

Sailor boy

Lute

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Maestro

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'