Concert Season Pillows

Cellist wearing face mask.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"

Orchestra

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Summer Proms - then, now.

Golden age of music

Cello

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"This next one's another oldie."

I love my Timpani

George Michael

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"