Concert Season Prints

Cellist wearing face mask.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"

Orchestra

Golden age of music

Cello

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Motorherd

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Man, times have changed.'