Concert Tour Prints

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Walking Luggage.

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Man, times have changed.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Motorherd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."