Concert Enthusiast Prints

"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."

Orchestral Conductor.

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'

Maestro!

'This next song is about putting your dreams on hold and doing whatever it takes to pay the rent.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"

'I'm so lonesome...'

Axl Rose

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Dino Fest

Mick Jagger.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"The last time I heard a beat like that was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Popera!

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Elton John

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Lemmings Crowd Surf

Ah Ha!

'That concert was seriously sick!'

Bruce Springsteen

A surprise guest

Songbird Conductor.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Grand Piano

Nick Cave.