Opening Night Of A Concert Season Pillows

Orchestra

Glastonbury. After.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Triangle

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Baby Mozart.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Golden age of music

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Fat fairy

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Orchestra

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'