Concert Comedics Gifts

Music

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"The Just Me Band"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Very funny!'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

An amplified harp

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

Musical Pipe

"Tip my boy."

How to deliver a baby grand.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Football Delivery

'Make sport of the Queen.'

A family choir

Three people playing on the same flute.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"And I suppose my greatest feature is that I don't mind kissing a little booty to get ahead!"

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'