Concert Comedics Prints

Music

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"The Just Me Band"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

'Very funny!'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

An amplified harp

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

Musical Pipe

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Football Delivery

How to deliver a baby grand.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Three people playing on the same flute.

A family choir

"Tip my boy."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"And I suppose my greatest feature is that I don't mind kissing a little booty to get ahead!"

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'