"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"
Concern Over Local Break-ins T-Shirts
Wear your concern with pride or humor. Our t-shirts for neighborhood safety enthusiasts make a bold, fun statement on the importance of security or simply show you care.
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
The Atomium Bombs
'Your father installed a security system.'
"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"
Noir kitty.
You know retail is in a bad way when...
Retrospection.
"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."
"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"
Find More Kids
The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.
"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'
Neighborhood Watch.
Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!
'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'
Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.
'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'
"Try twenty-three left."
"Can I call you back?"
"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"
"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"
'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'
'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'
"...You go and investigate the strange noise downstairs!"
'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'
A-1 security from crime....
Alleyway cat
'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'
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