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Art Plagiarism

The Map of the human brain

"Look! No hands!"

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'I saw him go that way.'

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Yes I have an alibi. I was at home practicing ventriloquism with Mr Chuckles. Isn't that right Mr Chuckles?"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"We're all metric now..."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

'I've invented copyright.'

"We haven't been able to pick up his trail. We think he's using invisible ink."

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'

"Looks like another case of sneezing while driving."

How to make a concept album

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'