Concept Art Pillows

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Map of the human brain

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Cats at private view

"Things are looking up!"

"He's an abstract artist."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Cremaster Cycle

Brain Power

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Smithsonian