Conceptual Art Aficionado Pillows

"The artist must have suffered terribly."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Cats at private view

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Things are looking up!"

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Tracey Emin's Bed

Damien Hirst Cafe

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting