Conceptual Art Aficionado Pillows

"The artist must have suffered terribly."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Jackson Pollock Studio

Cats at private view

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Things are looking up!"

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Tracey Emin's Bed

"I get my best ideas in the shower."

Damien Hirst Cafe

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'