Conceptual Art Pillows

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

The Last Temptation of Christo

Sculpting

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"...This is an installation called 'this is our christmas tree!"

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"

People in glass houses...

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

Tracey Emin's work My Bed, alongside Marcel Duchamp's urinal (titled Fountain). Duchamp referred to his works as 'readymades'. Emin's work is 'unmade'.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Evolution explained.

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

"The 'empty plinth', this was from the period before the artist had anything to day."

"His work is all about exploring the concept of missed opportunity."

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

Plane Migration.

"The artist must have suffered terribly."

Thought balloon becomes inflated ego

"That doesn't apply to you, dear, you were born with money."

'Some of the critics called my work superficial, gimmicky and trite - but some really didn't get it at all.'

Department of paranoia.

Tracey Emin's Bed

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"The catalogue raisonné of Christo"

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couples consideration of Damien Hirst's dead shark

How to make a concept album

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Cornucopia of cornucopias.