Concept Art Prints

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Map of the human brain

Instructional guide to scribbling

Raincloud Umbrella

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Wagging Dog

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

Cats at private view

Convenience.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"He's an abstract artist."

The Cremaster Cycle

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Brain Power

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Smithsonian

Instant art