Concealed Tactician Pillows

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"That was a rumor day."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

"Whither NATO?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

Negotiations

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Stone Age

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.