Computer Whiz In Healthcare Prints

'I feel a lot better! I hacked into your computer and reduced my insurance co-pay.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

The Digital Family

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"What's that you're reading?"

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'