Computer Skills Buff Pillows

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Aggression/Security

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.