Computer Skills Buff T-Shirts

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Moon: Made in China

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

The Best Defense

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Aggression/Security