Computer Hardware Pillows

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Out and In.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Googler

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

The Life of Pi

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Mac OS 20

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'