Computer Pillows

'I still haven't fired the guy in tech support. He's had me on hold all morning.'

'Grandma, I thought you said that little white arrow on the screen was the cursor!'

Mom & Pop-ups.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Computer Bore

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'