Computer Geniuses T-Shirts

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Computer operator welding machine.

Knights of the Square Table.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'