Computer Conundrum Crusher Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Why markets crash.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Profit slump

Exchange Fund

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Screeeen!

'We'll take a short break in case anyone needs to change their underwear.'

'Well, we made it.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Cough cough"

Looking for the vaccine

'According to our cost-benefit analysis, if you don't come up with the solution by Thursday at 2:30 P.M., you can forget about the whole thing.'

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

'Oh no. More lab results.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Did you try rebooting?'

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

I'm using fossil fuel.

"So...anyone not sure they can cope with this?"

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

Solicitor Reading House Deeds

'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Anders Iniesta