Compulsive Buying Commentator Pillows

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Shopping Torture

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

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'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I just discovered where the company's money is going. Since when did we start paying our employees?"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

For the new gardener.

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

Finally Debt Free

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'I'm not sure WHAT it is but it was 50% off in the sale so I had to get it!'

New Mall

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

Twins with bag of money

Art Gallery

'The good news is we stopped your bank account from hemorrhaging.'

"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

'Not only did Jim live beyond his means, judging by his gold-plated casket, he died beyond his means.'