Compromise King/queen T-Shirts

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Buns Of Veal.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Academy.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.