Compromise King/queen T-Shirts

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Buns Of Veal.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Academy.

Looks like I do dishes again.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."