Compromise T-Shirts

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"You can't plead cute."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

Ice Cream Flavors

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

GDPR compliant

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'