Compromise Artist T-Shirts

'Let's meet halfway.'

'I reached a compromise with the boss regarding my vacation.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"How to deal with weeds."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"But I am working, Boss...My computer is running the data on improving employee productivity!"

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

How to deal with weeds

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."