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Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Gamers

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"So what brings you in today?"

The sofa freshly made up...

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

"How's the diet going?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'It's a tax on taxes.'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

"Maybe we should lay off the upper body training till your head pops back out."

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Bureaucratic procedures

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Doctor's Office. I don't know which I hate more to hear him say --- "Learn to live with it" or "Learn to live without it."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Following through!

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"Stop! You're killing me!"