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Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Gamers

"So what brings you in today?"

The sofa freshly made up...

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"How's the diet going?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'It's a tax on taxes.'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

Bureaucratic procedures

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Following through!

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"Stop! You're killing me!"

New Year Diet