Completing A Philosophy Course Pillows

"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Idealist'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Lost and Profound.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.